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I am Jo | 16 | dumb | awkward | I'm in love with my music | RDJ is life


worldwar2chainz:

when people compare “opinions” on human rights issues with opinions on food ://

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paintbrushs:

i want to study at an American university 

i will spell colour as color and use degrees fahrenheit. i would watch Family Guy on CNN while drinking a Mountain Dew in my apartment. i’ll have Taco Bell every night that’s worth 5 bucks. i am also more likely to meet Obama, the Jonas Brothers and anglophiles

i wish i was american :(

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#oh my god  #accurate 

coolator:

LGBT actually stands for
lesbian porn
Gay best friends
Butter
tneil patrick harris

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Anonymous asked: i'm taking chinese this year in highschool and im scared omg


Answer:

pinktokki:

don’t be scared //pats ur head// they won’t make you do anything super hard and there’s always google translate 8D im not jk like even i use google translate on essays for certain words (((my whole class does LOL)))

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

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catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

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